It's cold outside,
But not as cold as it's been.
I still think I can win.
So for all of you doubters,
And self-proclaimed pouters,
Here's to the win.
It's in.
Here lives a dog who by relation,
knows every dog in this
whole nation.
And if I wanted to take
it further, he knows every dog
over yonder.
But don't let me forget I live--
every dog is radioactive
and though it seems to some like nought,
can give me more than I
ever thought.
This dog wore a sweater,
this dog stayed home,
this dog was given snacks and cheese
but would eat none,
and this dog barked woof woof woof woof
all day long.
This dog jumped into a car
as though it were an adventure,
this dog ran and chased a ball,
this dog was too tired,
and this dog barked woof woof woof woof
all day long.
This dog thought he was a person,
this dog thought he was a cat,
this dog thought he was a dog,
an ordinary dog,
and barked woof woof woof woof
all day long.
The bird man used to ride
around here.
He had a bright red bike
with silver handle bars.
Two birds would ride on the handle bars,
one bird on his head,
one bird on each shoulder,
one bird would ride on the back
and fly and land and fly and land.